Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo [2000]

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Deuce Bigalow Male Gigolo [2000]
The title character of Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, played by Saturday Night Live alumnus and Adam Sandler sidekick Rob Schneider, is a miserable fish-tank cleaner who stumbles onto a new and different lifestyle when he looks after the fish of a high-priced male prostitute (Oded Fehr from The Mummy). Deuce teams up with a man-pimp (Eddie Griffin), gets harassed by a crazed cop (William Forsythe), and of course falls in love with a cute client (Arija Bareikis). The nonsensical plot is festooned with gags about wet T-shirts, foul-mouthed senior citizens, flatulence, Tourette’s syndrome, narcolepsy, and just about everything else you might imagine. More surprising is that, by and large, the movie works. It’s a combination of bad taste and goodheartedness, similar to There’s Something About Mary, which Deuce Bigalow is clearly emulating. It’s not the pat “people should learn to accept themselves for who they are” theme or the formulaic happy ending; it’s that the movie understands that sex is not the same thing as happiness or contentment. For all its crassness, Deuce Bigalow actually treats its characters as people, and the result is silly, obnoxious, and enjoyable. –Bret Fetzer, Amazon.com

Customer Review: funny guy
I like this kind of silly film and thought Weekend At Bernies was hiliarious - so now you know my level you can read on. This will not be everyone’s cup of tea obviously but as a farce it is good. You know what’s going to happen to the enormous fish tank, but it’s HOW it happens that’s the key.

I have watched this film twice and I have to say, for all I said above, it does not stand up to repeat veiwing unlike such films as Something About Mary for instance. Hence only 3 stars.

Customer Review: Not Bigalow On Laughs
This is really terrible; a comedy that seems to miss all the targets; with its dull actors and weak script;juding by this film heaven knows how Schneider is able to get acting work.

Body Heat [1981]

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Body Heat [1981]
While scoring high-profile credits as a screenwriter (including The Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi and Raiders of the Lost Ark), Lawrence Kasdan made his directorial debut with this steamy, contemporary film noir in the tradition of Double Indemnity and other classics from the 1940s. In one of his most memorable roles, William Hurt plays a Florida lawyer unwittingly drawn into a web of deceit spun by Kathleen Turner (in her screen debut) as a married socialite who plots to kill off her husband with Hurt’s assistance. Kasdan’s dialogue is a hoot (sometimes it borders on satire) and the sultry atmosphere is a perfect complement to the perspiration-soaked chemistry between Hurt and Turner, whose love scenes caused quite a stir when the film was released in 1981. John Barry’s score sets the provocative mood and both Ted Danson and Mickey Rourke are splendid in memorable supporting roles. –Jeff Shannon

Customer Review: SUPERLATIVE FILM NOIR…
This film is simply top notch. With deft direction by Lawrence Kasdan, a stellar cast, and a clever, well thought out script written by the director himself, this is a moody, atmospheric film, reminiscent of those potboilers of the nineteen forties. Highly stylized, the film tautly maintains its tension and suspense.

The plot is simple, yet ingenious. In steamy, hot and sultry coastal Florida, a beautiful blonde, unhappily married socialite, Matty Walker (Kathleen Turner), a veritable man trap with her smoky voice and Venus de Milo curves, meets a womanizing chump, Ned Racine (William Hurt), a small town, not too successful lawyer. He can’t believe his luck when he hooks up with the wealthy Matty, as most of the women with whom he consorts work as waitresses, nurses, or in other service occupations. Better yet, the sexy, alluring Matty seems to want him as much as he wants her, and a torrid affair ensues.

Matty is married to a rapacious business man, Edmund Walker (Richard Crenna), whom Matty wants to have permanently removed. He is definitely a man with whom to reckon and the type of guy that takes no prisoners. He is, quite simply, a ruthless businessman, and the type of guy one loves to hate. He is also rich, very rich. Matty claims that she cannot divorce him without losing her wealthy life style, due to a draconian pre-nuptial agreement. Matty, in between huge dollops of steamy sex, does not hesitate to tell Ned how much she loves and wants him and that, were her husband were to die, all that money would be theirs. Beneath her love goddess exterior, however, lies a mind like a steel trap.

As Matty slowly spins her web and ensnares Ned, like a mouse in a trap, he falls into lock step with Matty’s homicidal plans. What he does not initially realize is the extent of Matty’s perfidy and deceit, until it is too late. As the realization of what actually has happened begins slowly to dawn upon Ned, it is a thing of on screen beauty and an absolutely brilliant contrivance with which to push the film further along to its ultimate resolution. What initially appears to be just a film about sexual obsession turns out to be something quite different, with enough plot twists to keep the viewer riveted to the screen.

It is hard to believe that this was Ms. Turner’s screen debut, so powerful a performance does she turn in. She is absolutely mesmerizing as the sexy siren with an agenda all her own. Just as she reels in Ned Racine, she reels in the viewer, as well, hook, line, and sinker. William Hurt is also terrific as the bottom of the barrel attorney who realizes too late that all is not what it seems. He approaches the role with the right amount of naivete, not letting the sleaze factor overwhelm the character. In the final analysis, there is a measure of sympathy for him, such as that for a little boy who is found with his hand caught inside the cookie jar, no easy feat given the nature of the character’s actions.

A goofy looking Ted Danson is excellent in the small role of Peter Lowenstein, the State’s attorney and Ned’s friend, who suspects that Ned may be involved in the death of Edmund Walker. He, too, plays a game of cat and mouse with him. J. A. Preston is wonderful as Ned’s friend and the detective investigator who follows the homicide investigation no matter where it leads. Mickey Rourke is very good as Ned’s client and small time criminal, as well as a man who seems to have more sense than his lawyer.

This is a superlative film that is well worth having in one’s collection. Bravo!

Customer Review: A sexy film noir, great score, superb plot twist
One of my favourite films (others are The Usual Suspects, Apocalypse Now, The Sixth Sense, Diner and Diva).

This film sustains repeated viewing because of the atmosphere generated by the director, which conjures up the heady, sweaty Florida heatwave; the greed, lust and deviousness of it’s two main protagonists, and the wonderful score by John Barry.

The script is superb, the performance of William Hurt, Kathleen Turner and Mickey Rourke (it was Turner’s and Rourke’s debut) are exceptional, and the plot is just a dream come true.

If you like films that will entertain you, and then leave you feeling dumb at the end because of a plot twist, then this is for you.

See it, and drink in it’s atmosphere, and I hope (like The Sixth Sense) that the first thing you want to do after watching it, is watch it again.